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n. A unit of evil or unhealthiness against which all other things are measured.
1. Twice the calories than a big mac
2. Half the fat than a big mac
3. One eighth the sodium than a big mac
4. More racist than a big mac
5. Ten times more radiation than a big mac
6. More unprotected sex than a big mac
7. More greedy than a big mac
8. 18 more mpg than a big mac
9. Bigger boobs than a big mac
10. half as ugly as a big mac
11. More deadly than two big macs
12. Smells like a steaming heap of big macs
etc.
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This applies to any situation which can be solved by the improbable application of:
1) a swiss army knife
2) a roll of duct tape
3) a match
4) Richard Dean Anderson (aka MacGuyver)
MacGuyver i don't know how you did it! Making a nuclear bomb out of that empty can of catfood was shear genius...
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A made up state of mind created by Mac owners to feed their disillusion that having an overpriced and largely unused computer is better then having a PC. It is similar to a hipster talking about how their music is better because no one listens to it.
Mac: My $2000 Macbook Air fits into a manila envelope, bet you have Mac Envy.
PC: It doesnt even come with a CD drive installed...
Mac: Yeah but look at how awesome Photoshop is.
PC: Arent you running Boot Camp?
Mac: Yeah but you still have Mac Envy!
PC: Alright dude...
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a type of computer owned by hipster faggots who thinks its superior to other brands due to its looks. in reality, all it is is a shitty computer that comes pre-installed with OSX, which you can easily get on any computer, and outdated technology. but, dont take my word for it, go to their website and look at how much they charge for 2-3 year old technology.
hipster: my mac book is way better than your PC!
windows user: yours is a PC too, fucktard. PC means personal computer
linux user: why would you spend so much on a shity computer? if you really like OSX just install it on a better computer.
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1. pleasing to the eyes, heart, and palette; 2. fucking scrumptious
Mama served my favorite dish last night, pork chops. They were mac-a-licious.
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As far as anyone knows, such a group is nonexistent.
Teenager: Little boy, do you believe in Santa Claus?
Little Boy: Yes, he lives in the North Pole with the Tooth Fairy and Mac gamers.
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see planters;T-mac jumps so high his nuts are in the defenders mouth, so it must be planters.
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