milk and beans

Milk and beans is used to describe Milton Keynes, the city in England.

Alright Dan, what you up to this weekend? Oh, i'm going to milk and beans to see the concrete cows.

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Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

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Milk Massous

A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

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milk and honey

As in "the land of", describing a place where luxuries are plentiful and easily aquirred; biblical reference to the promised land.

Recognizing the cheap smell of Old Spice and the glint of newly bleached alabaster teeth, the congressmen walked into the room of pandering lobbyists knowing they've landed themselves in the land of milk and honey.

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The Milk Fic

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.

“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
“Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”

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milk chaser

To Have a sip of milk after taking a shot of hard alcohol. For example with bourbon, ...sounds weird but tastes great. The milk soothes the burn of bourbon, while the bourbon brings out the sweetness of the milk. Almost tastes like caramel.

Person 1: Eww I don't want to chase my bourbon with milk.
Person 2: Stop being a pussy, it's not like you could get that shot down any other way! Go on take a milk chaser.
Person 1: OK, I guess...heard it might taste like caramel.

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Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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