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(urban dicktionary sucks why do i have to put the word in my sentence ok anyways that button=More random definitions
When it’s hits real good and it’s meant to be.
Scott: Julian is looking mad cute right now
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief
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1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen
Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?
Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.
Girl 2: Yeah... me too.
Girl 3: I'm DTF
Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.
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When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
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A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.
Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.
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those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.
When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).
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When you publish your perfect definition on urban dictonary and it mysteriously vanishes without your consent nor email comes up in your inbox regarding it
Where's my definition? Please don't tell me that they didn't publish my definition
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