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A term or tag, often added to otherwise innocuous text messages or group texts, used by closeted males to indicate they are seeking an intimate and discreet same-sex rendezvous.
Iâm going to he Georgia Southern tailgate this weekend and itâs gonna be crazy! FACTSđŻ
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Something that once said invalidates that persons right to be fratty. Usually used as an insult, specifically one pointed at a bro or frat boy.
"Frat Fact" - Patrick
"No" - Josh
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The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda
The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can
"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".
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A phrase used in substitution of the word âbecauseâ to make one appear well-versed in the English language
Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of realityâ
A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.
Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS
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Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone; for example:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris Facts:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There are two types of people in the world⊠people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norrisâ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
Chuck Norris is responsible for Chinaâs over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, heâll beat it into you.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Whoever said âonly the good die youngâ was probably in Chuck Norrisâs kindergarten class.
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for âChuck Norrisâ basementâ.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper.
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and footballâ in that order
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization âKick Drugs Out of Americaâ. If the organizationâs name were âRoundhouse Kick Drugs out of Americaâ, there wouldnât be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography
Chuck Norris CAN in fact âraise the roofâ. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
Some people like to eat frogsâ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Two wrongs donât make a right. Unless youâre Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be âChuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick.â
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
As President Roosevelt said: âWe have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.â
When taking the SAT, write âChuck Norrisâ for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dang eyes off.
The word âKillâ was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were âDieâ, âBeerâ, and âWhatâ.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesnât chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, âBang!â
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Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.
Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.
Andrew Yang Facts:
Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.
The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.
On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.
Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.
Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit
Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica
Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.
When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves
Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.
To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number
Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards