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Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.
Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.
When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples
Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.
Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)
When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.