Random
Source Code

Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.

Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017


Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 5, 2020


Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019


Covid-snapped

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!

by Trixieqtii67 October 29, 2020


subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.

Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.

by McFisher October 20, 2017


procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017


snap a doodle

Snap a doodle is for when you cannot find the right words to accurately express your emotion. It is the everything.

Synonym: Snap the damned doodle. See above, but with more emphasis.

Oh, snap a doodle! That is the most awesome mullet I've ever seen.

Snap the damned doodle! Look at that five-legged dog!

by Delaware Petunia April 11, 2014

5👍 1👎