skin boat

A big, throbbing cock.

I'm gonna take my skin boat to her tuna town.

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Boat Head

The act of an individual giving oral sex to a man while he drives his boat gracefully through the open sea. This is especially good because the waves help the person performing the oral sex maintain a steady up and down motion without even moving.

Kristin gave her boyfriend Mike boat head on a nice sunny afternoon

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Boat Knees

The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.

"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."

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Tuna Boat

An excessively obese female. So large that calling her only a tuna is not substantial enough to describe how oversized she is. One big ass bitch.

Damn that bitch is tank, what a tuna boat.

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boat whore

n.
A Slut who is associated with seagoing men. These women are usually undesirable under normal circumstances. They satisfy their sexual needs by taking advantage of their sexually deprived ship mates who would normally not have anything to do with them. They can be found embedded with many seagoing organizations to include but not limited to the following: Navy, Coast Guard and Merchant Marines.

Petty Officer Smuckately has slept with the entire Deck Department. She is nothing but a boat whore.

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I'm on a Boat

1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.

2.) A song by Lonely Island

Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"

Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."

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Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!

Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES

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