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When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.
"I'm gonna end it all, I was just taking a dump, and I got the Message From the Other Side"
There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:
"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."
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grinding. survive. slow and steady one day at a time keep on workin stay focused. the goal here is to not let too many thoughts and plans affect your success at the simple task in the present - which is the main thing that matters, right now, if you want to move forward in life.
hey bro i know your life is shit right now but keep on keepin one foot in front of the other and you'll come out of this.
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Seeing each other naked is a relationship status which is in the middle ranges between friends with benefits and being in a relationship. It involves somewhat more of a emotional connection than simply sleeping together but without all the obligations of a proper relationship. It can be either exclusive or non-exclusive.
Person 1: "So what are we doing exactly? Cause I kinda like you but I'm not quite sure I want to date you"
Person 2: "Well we could just be friends with benefits but I think it should be something more..."
Person 1: "Well we could just being seeing each other naked."
Person 2: "that works"
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When two people are in love, both wearing tigger onezie adult sized outfits.
That cute couple is in tiggers with each other.
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“Hate the other side” is a song created by world famous singer/songwriter “juice” Jarad Higgins “WRLD”
E-boy: have you heard hate the other side it’s 🔥
Normal person: it’s an okay song
E-boy *doesnt hear because he’s to busy TikToking to it*
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Giving a blow job through a glory hole whilst taking a shit
The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!
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