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Must satisfy 2 major, 1 major and 2 minor, or 4 minor
Major Criteria
1. Eating equal to or greater than 3 slices of pizza in a non-meal setting
2. Eating pizza from more than 1 pizza restaurant in the same night
3. Eating pizza between the hours of 12 Midnight and 6 AM
Minor Criteria
1. Consciously eating dinner early in order to assure being hungry for "late night slices"
2. Choosing a nightlife location for you and your friends because of its proximity to a favorite pizza spot
3. Leaving your friends at a social interaction under false pretenses (e.g. to smoke a cigarette or to make a phone call) to eat pizza
4. Altering the pizza order in anticipation of further pizza eating that night (e.g. ordering extra for later or ordering less in anticipation of hitting another pizza joint)
5. Going back up to order more pizza either while eating or after finishing your first helping
6. Altering pizza eating habits in order to make yourself feel better, A.K.A. "Hunter's Denial" (e.g. eating whole wheat pizza because "its better for you" or eating pizza with knife and fork for better etiquette)
7. Performing excessive measures in order to not miss out on the pizza experience (e.g. blending the pizza after oral surgery or removing cheese because of an allergy)
Pizza hunting is essentially summed up by eating dinner, going out, drinking alcohol, getting hungry and searching out and eating pizza at all costs.
Where all he rebel’s gather to hang out more for the chill then the food to catch up on all the lkwd hock their are lots of buchrum and bais yakkov girls for u to stare at but don’t forget to control ur tivos because rem were in lkwd air hakodesh
Bro pull up to j2 pizza it’s gonna be a mad chill like theirs tons of girls and we can smoke to feel cool
The act of eating pizza while rubbing your partner sensually with a marijuana leaf and yelling. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW"
Dude, that girl enjoys a nice hotpot pizza. If you know what I mean.
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My pizza slice seems to look not normal as I'm scarred to eat it in public as I get uncomfortable on what they may say, this may just be me? I would like to know if it is an normal looking pizza slice and If I have floppy dough please be honest as I would like to know what is normal and if I'm just hiding it away for no reason thank you for your help also my slice looks very not normal please take a look
I have a floppy pizza... I fold my floppy pizza to eat it comfortable and efficiently...
A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
When your SO tells you that he is coming over for Netflix and Pizza you better get ready to get laid because that's what he meant.
You:"Where's the Netflix and Pizza!"
Him:"Just bend over babe."
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According to Tim Heidecker from the internet show "Tim and Eric Nite Live", dark pizza is another name for a pizza with sausage and peppers for toppings.
Eric: What kind of pie do you want?
Tim: A medium-large, dark pizza.
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