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august 11 is pay a gay day. you need to pay your gay freind as much as they want.
gay: oh it’s pay a gay day today😏😏
freind: how much you want then
gay: 50 quid
freind: fuck you x
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is now the term one uses to describe the hangover experienced after a dark night of mischief.
eg. ‘I woke up in my friend’s sister’s bed and now I am paying the Iron Price’
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Chinese slang used in Chinese resturaunts to mean "one girl didn't pay". This is very common slang for eat-and-runs in Chinese resturants.
"Dude, that chick totally left without paying and those crazy chinese were yelling, "Wun-gal-no-pai!"
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Paying me out is similar to the term 'Pulling my leg'. It is used usually as a question, tho sometimes as a statement, to ask whether someone is teasing you or not.
1) "Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Are you paying me out?!"
2)"Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Really?!"
"No, Im just paying you out
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A woman riding a dude, she gets him about 30% away from an orgasm then gets up and leaves.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
"I met a really cute guy last night, but it was pretty hot so I totally put the equal pay act on that ass like a bad bitch."
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Practice your art with experience's (performance's) to become a more knowledgeable performance artist. Study, memorizing and performing dramatic, musical, stand up act's.
You got to (pay your dues) if you want to sing the blues and you know it don't come easy.
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A phrase used to describe a stupid situation which you are in. Or used to describe a person who's jokes are usually dumb or have to be explained.
Mike: Mmmm taco bell is so good but it costs a lot.
Tad: I know ill walk up to the register with a shotgun and cock it then say "Im not paying for that"
Mike: ... your retarded
Also can be used as a comeback
Cody: Wow your gay
Rob: but "Im not paying for that"
Cody: ...Fag
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