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Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar

"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"

by B2104B December 8, 2008


Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.

"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009


Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.

"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"

by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022


Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.

Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.

by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010


Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 13, 2014


plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019


Plastic Cheese

slapping someone

Joe: I like plastic cheesing cuz it is lol
John: i know. you always plastic cheese someone.

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023