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The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”
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An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.
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Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
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using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
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This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.
Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.
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The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”
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Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.
Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!
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