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When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.
Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.
Comes from basketball term:Full Court Press
When a bitch gets in your face and shows her true cuntness.
That woman customer just bitched me up one side and down the other, she gave me the full cunt press.
When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
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A person who thinks they are a DJ at a party just because they can press play on a CD or play an iPod.
Look at that chump over there, DJ Press Play's thinking he can spin.
One sexually attracted to another or others of the same sex. A homosexual.
Dude! Bob just asked me if he could blow me! I didn't know he was Biloxi Press!
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V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.
N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.
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Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping
I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.