A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.
The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.
Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:
"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"
Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement
“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner
inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
The perfect alcoholic drink.
Passionfruit vodka + Cherrylimeade
A common mix found in Albuquerque, NM, USA and Sheffield, UK.
JOY RISING ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.
Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!
nasty ass game stanky ass game
Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.
Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?
That one celebirty chick from Persona 4
Have you heard any of Rise Kujikawa's songs? They are great!