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The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.
Ingridients:
1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.
2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.
3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.
Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.
There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad
The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"
Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"
Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"
Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"
Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"
Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"
Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"
30 Minutes Later.
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A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.
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When a male is driving a car and his knees are on the steering wheel and the girl is underneath him eating out his ass, while using her feet to push the pedals.
Travis was driving to school, while Judy gave him a toyota salad.
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An ass team in Polk County, FL
A shit team in football.
John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"
Various grass, weeds, and plants that dogs or pets eat when you let them out in your yard.
Snowball threw up her yard salad on the new rug.
1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.
2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.
3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
What a freakin' salad man!
Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man
a slang term to refer to the butthole; used in conjunction with the phrase "toss the salad" or "eating ass"
She asked me to toss her salad, so I licked that salad hole like I've been working at Soup Plantation for years!