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A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.
You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny
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Total chodemaster, and pretty popular. People will laugh at anything he says.
"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."
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He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.
"Sam has a 4 inch penis."
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A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him
I had a fun experience with Sam last night
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A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
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Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
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(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor
Connor: Yo sam your short haha
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