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Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.
Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.
When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.
The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight”
A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler
“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”
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Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".
That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!