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Scrotum Head Disorder

Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.

Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.

Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"

by Harry Potthead 2 March 9, 2016

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scorching my scrotum

basically means someone is pissing you off or cramping your style

Quit scorching my scrotum bro.

by superfly3789 March 25, 2011

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Scrotum-licka-lotamous

a small, ball-sack shaped creature, with two legs and no arms. it has two rather large eyes and a large nose. its giant, which mouth stretches across the width of its body, contains its enourmous tongue which it uses when it attacks unexpecting males by licking their scrotums.

"watch as the scrotum-licka-lotamous stocks its prey"

by Bojangles3911 December 3, 2009

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testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 1, 2006

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saggy stinky scrotum sack

Pretty much self explanatory but it’s a derogatory name to call a guy who is an ass.

He’s such a saggy stinky scrotum sack!

by Jen Daisy March 14, 2022

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Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020


crouching tiger flying scrotum

A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)

Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.

by Fuck333 August 8, 2014

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