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Dude 1: eft man...
Dude 2: ???
Dude 1: oh. wtf*
Dude 2: ah i get u
etf: e? the fuck
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Short for 'Escape The Fate'
American post hardcore band.
"Dude, I've got tickets to go+see ETF next yr !!"
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An acronym that stands for Estimated Time to Fuck. Used in time estimation on one think they will be able to fuck a particular person.
Guy 1: Wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her ETF is?
Guy 2: I say cab ride
Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?
Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.
Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.
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ETF = Exchange traded fund, or the guy just mis spelled "wtf" and put there "e" instead.
The FED just bought a bunch of ETFs to stimulate the economy. Stonxx only go up!
An ETF fund is the cheapest type of a fund, thereby increasing its stonx profits! Less fees= more profits.
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Early Termination Fee- the often exorbitant fee charged by service providers when a subscriber cancels a service before the end of a specific period of time. The fee is usually part of a promotional package or service contract.
I'd ditch my DSL, but the ETF is massive!
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Extremely and thoroughly fucked.
1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.
2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.
Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"
I can't believe how badly they treated me! I feel so ETF.
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