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A person who leave work hours early.
You’re leaving work at 5 instead of 7? That’s a Doug shift.
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-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour
dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!
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When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.
"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"
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reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.
if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
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To shift or man handle cock
Tom had to cock shift most of the morning before he had made enough room in the sauna for him to have a lie down.
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When it is late enough into the night where just about anyone starts showing up to a party. Typically used to describe the wave of ugly girls that show up to a fraternity party after their closed party with a hot sorority ends.
Guy 1: "Hey is that Hilary? Look at her backfat!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like the third shift just rolled in"
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without a doubt the greatest rap group in history. a true tragedy. graveyard shift were friends and family of bone thugs n harmony (the second greatest). the group was signed to ruthless, but lil boo (krayzie's cousin) was the first to die. mentioned in crossroads. the remaining members, tombstone, gates, and sin. tombstone was killed later. "still waters" was supposed to be there first cd. however bone thugs (krayzie, layzie, and wish) being the complete fuck-ups that they are, never made it happen. instead they took their lyrics and made an internet only cd.
their music had a really gothic sound to it. sins voice is really scary, and they use metaphors alot, and really creepy beats.
gates quit rapping after tombstone died, and sin left mo thugs, and signed with another ex-mo thug artist, but still hasnt released anything.
in my opinion, bone thugs, are sellouts. they've gone commercial, and the realest members bizzy and flesh arent with them now. layzie is a bitch, and krayzie and wish are his little yes men. and they've managed to fuck up every good thing thats com their way. and now to their true fans, their career is over.
wow, the graveyard shift completely outshined krayzie, on "silence", his own song.
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