Soap MacTavish Moment

A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.

I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.

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wet soap dish

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

Don't drop the soap!

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

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Don't Drop the Soap

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dirty Soap Dispenser

When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.

I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.

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pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

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Don't Drop the Soap

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).

1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"

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