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One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
Billy that dirty Sock Buster
An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks
"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"
A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."
Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,
You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.
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A bud of marijuana thats discovered stuck to you sock after a bit of carelessness in the skinning up department.
w00t! I just scored a sock nugg!Imma get baked!