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An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
Meaning:
1.Straight up
2.Yeah that's cool
3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall
1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES
Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.
Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.
After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.
A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."
Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,
You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.
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Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks
"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"