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The "Midnight Special" is a passenger train from Houston. It's light shines into the Sugar Land Prison in Texas. The lyrics of the Creedance Clearwater song are about the woes of a African American man who has been imprisoned for gambling and fighting.
Let the midnight special shine a light on me.
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A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.
Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?
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A unit of US to Iraqi measurement conversion, whereby one US Special Forces Soldier is equal to 100 times his own weight in Iraqi insurgents.
"I'm one Special Forces officer, and I bet I can take on a thousand of you Iraqi bastards."
"Don't do it, it's a trick! He's got a friend!"
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When you bust a nut in a girls eardrum during sunrise on the beach while wearing a sombrero listening to a classic Mexican cucaracha
I gave my girl a nasty Sunshine special at the break of dawn
A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!
When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
A special cocktail mixed for all occasions, usually by newfies, which is essentially an extremely potent rum and Coke. There is no exact mixology, but the typical ingredients include 4 parts Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan Dark Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan White Rum, 4 parts Captain Morgan 100 and one part Coke or cola. Often several of the rums have been previously consumed or are unavailable, in which case more parts of one or more types of rum are added. Usually consumed from a 60 ounce plastic cup of the type available from 7-11. Often consumed while operating powered vehicles like speed boats.
Ey by! Hev ya drunk a Morgan Special?!
Where dat Morgan Special to?!