Methamphetamines, aka pop rocks, Scooby snacks, high speed chicken feed, speed, the stuff that helped Ricky Bobby beat the Pierre guy, the stuff, biker coffee, ice, quartz, meth
George: Hey guy, you know where I could get some Spicy Coke?
Some guy(not a rat): Yeah I got you, 8 ball for 100? *pulls out bag*
George: That’s a niiiiiiice boulder
George then spent the rest of his life talking like Boomhauer
When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.
You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.
A dildo boiled or heated up for increased pleasure.
Man, that girl loves her spicy tongs!
A cringe that is exceptionally painful.
HOO BOY, that was a SPICY cringe.
When a pet(typically a rabbit) eats an electric wire instead of hay
My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
1. A Vagina infected with gonorrhea
Maria’s spicy kitty made my pee burn for weeks!