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A fart that burns coming out, clears the room and makes others gag.
"I just let a zester go"
"Man that zester really put me down"
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A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.
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Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
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Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
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A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.
John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky
Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.
My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!
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When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.
Don lemon cnn
After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester
A person who is at a extreme level of zesty.
Did you see that one dude "miles", hes the zesty zester the way he acts on the call.