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Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 03, 2013


Squid Loins

A strange fellow named Kevin who eats meth for breakfast, and shits out cocaine rocks. They also have a weird obsession with the shittiest bush known to man.

"Man squid loins is back on that smack."

by Frenchtoastbagels January 22, 2020


Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 15, 2022


squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

by Hentaiman October 06, 2017


The Squid Cult

A group of friends on Discord that have roles as gods and will execute you if you dont join

We are the squid cult

by Dekblues12345 August 16, 2019


Dill Squid

A term for a white fatass

Bro that obese dude is such a Dill Squid!!!!

by youllnevereverfindmelol May 23, 2021


Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong

by Poetic______ March 18, 2017