A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
A strange fellow named Kevin who eats meth for breakfast, and shits out cocaine rocks. They also have a weird obsession with the shittiest bush known to man.
"Man squid loins is back on that smack."
A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).
That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.
A group of friends on Discord that have roles as gods and will execute you if you dont join
When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.
Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong