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Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun

My hobby is stock car racing

by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 6, 2022


Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 16, 2022


Gavi Stock

A gavi stock is a megajew with a big nose, a gavi stock is the person who hogs all the cocaine at a party and can do two lines at once with his big nose. He is also trash at fortnite.

Look at Gavi Stock hogging all the coke and losing that build battle

by DFFH5YUM February 14, 2019


Stocking Feet

walking without shoes

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.

by Thaylor Gang April 20, 2018


Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 2, 2020


Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 4, 2021


Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021