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Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.
James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.
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The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense
She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.
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A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.
Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"
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When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.
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Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!
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1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.
2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis
3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.
*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.
1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!
3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.
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School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????
swiss cottage secondary school no money sia
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