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A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.
Tom is the best turd herder I know.
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Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.
Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!
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To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.
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a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...
*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!
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To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.
I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.
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A derogatory name for the military haircut know as the "high and Tight". Since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete turd, hence the name turd cap.
Did you see Private Barton, he just got his turd cap touched up. I guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.
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Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
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