The food is greasy, yet yummy but not for your tummy
Bro this taco bell is BUSSI- "sharts"
A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.
Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.
Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!
The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit
Aka: Laxatives
Taco Bell “I’m about to go get a laxative taco”
Taco bell makes you fart fire and make you have to sit on the toilet for fifty hours
Taco bell makes me poop lava because it burns
A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.
Person 1 : I want Taco Bell
Person 2:yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!