wear and tear

the feeling of immense soreness and overall lethargy resulting from football training and practice. it builds up overtime until your whole body is constantly sore and exhausted. typically comes with lots of sleeping and a lack of interest in other activities.

Guy 1: "dude its mid-season and im really feeling the wear and tear on my muscles now"
Guy 2: "what are you gonna do when you get home? wanna hang out?"
Guy 1: "f*** no im taking a bath, getting a massage, and sleeping the second i get home..."

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Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

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Tear Ass

two words that sound like Japan's current prime minister of 2009, Taro Aso.

ウィアブ-chan: have you realiezed that Taro Aso's name sounds like Tear Ass?

ワパニイス-chan: OMG like no wai

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Tearing Up

the act of shitting badly in anothers toilet.

Dude Molly just got done tearing up cassidys toilet.

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boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.

Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.

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white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.

Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .

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tears of war

an in-game modification of the game gears of war where one player tries to eliminate his/her team and then suicide before the other team does the same

fuck dude i fuckin' hate playing gears of war this faggot keeps killing me and then suiciding all i want to do is charge the sniper

dude your playing tears of war now that faggot is raping you

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