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Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
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adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
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A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
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The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
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A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match
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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
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anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
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