Random
Source Code
Random
When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.
I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed
Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.
man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting
women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then
It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.
Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-
Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!
When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
when you bouta end a bitch life
i swear to god when she told me that shit i wanted to bazooka blast that hoe
When you bust a nut for the first time!
General term for busting a nut
Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.
Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”
To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.
"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"