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A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.
Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…
Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.
Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter
Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!
Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.
EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!
EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.
A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.
Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!
When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.
Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.