Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*

Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*

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Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

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hey kids

A greeting used to imitate Bill Cosby when he says "Hey kids!" but is used mainly with your friends and the effect works better when you say it to only one person.

Hey kids! I'm a kids, I like to watch cartoons and eat ice cream!

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Hey Ya!

A song by Outkast that is arguably better and more satisfying than sex. With its catchy beat and awesome sounds it is truly candy for your skull.

Girl: man, i love taylor swift
Girl 2: bitch please, i only listen to Hey Ya!, by Outkast, aka the best song.

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hei dur

internet retard form of 'hey there'

dude: sup
internet retard: hei dur

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Hey Jason

A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.

Person 1-"That motherfucker is too far away to hear me"
Person 2-"Give that bitch a Hey Jason"

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hey girl

A rude way to get a girl's attention when you don't know her name.
Used by girls and boys.

Girl 1: Hey girl! What's the homework?
Girl 2: Well...I have a name.
Girl 1: Ah whatever, I'll ask someone else. HEY GIRL OVER THERE!
Girl 2: -_____-

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