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An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
A fucking cool ass punk rocker from Long-Island. Has a kick ass solo band that's really fucking good.
Jeff Rosenstock is very awesome
Game director of Overwatch. Absolute fucking legend. Also known as "Jeff from the Overwatch team".
Welcome to another developer update, I'm Jeff Kaplan from the Overwatch team, we're really excited to be here today.
The band director who rants a little toooo much and has a Utah forehead but generally has great results
No, no, not Jeff SEMEN, jeff sighman
Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.
Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.
People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.
‘A very important cause to help stop the neglect of a frankly stupid yet innocent and loveable demon named Jeff, Jeff has our whole hearts in his journey to justice’
A: Man Jeff for injured again, while at work
B: Justice for Jeff man!