Hard Pee Pee

Some one who is excited or happy.

Kelbdog gets hard pee pee watching surfing videos.

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spider pee

Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.

If you really loved me, you'd spider pee with me regardless of the risks.

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pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.

Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!

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Pee Pickle

A Penis

His pants fell down and everyone saw his Pee Pickle

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rasen-pee

A Water Style jutsu used by Naruto Uzumaki in the 241st episode of Naruto Shippuden. In order to do Rasen-pee, you must pee in any direction and then shout, "RASEN-PEE," while peeing.

Naruto: I really got to go... GOTTA BLAST!
*enters restroom*
Naruto: Go! RASEN-PEE!

Pee and Flee

while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,

is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee

....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR

Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!

urinator whiz bitches pee Pee and Flee

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pee moon

pee moon is a moon not made of cheese but of pee

"dude i swear to god, that moon is made of piss!!!"
the dude: "yeah i know bro, it's a....PEE MOON!!!!"

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