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round, and they come in pairs

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.

He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

by hamself December 12, 2009


Shively Round Steak

Bologna, a food stamp treat.

Go fetch that Shively Round Steak out the fridge, Thundaisia got popped in the eye and it will keep it from gettin swolt.

by Fairdale's Finest July 26, 2008


quick-fire round

Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.

"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"

"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"

"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

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Whip-Round

To have a quick sexual encounter with a girl.

Jack: Dude, I'd give anything to have a whip-round with that girl!

by The Naked Man December 21, 2009

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nfc championship round

The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.

before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.

by TheChavez 14 January 26, 2021

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year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

by JACK April 8, 2005


get it round you

An exclamation of triumph; usually spoken by the victor of an argument after presenting a response with irrefutable logic. Equivalent to "Take that!".

Common variations: "Git it roond ye"

Origin: Blue-collar Glaswegian Scots. Imported from the Hakka spoken variation of Chinese by Chinese merchants settling in Maryhill, Glasgow (circa 1660).

The score clearly says Rangers won 2-NIL. Get it round you ya Howfin bawbag!

by BigBlackGuy August 19, 2007

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