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When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).
I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law
When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy
1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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a girl who dresses sexy WEARING FURRY BOOTS.
Get to this club! Its filled with Eskimo Street Walkers!
A trio of three woman who gave the YouTube audience the pleasure of being able to watch Alles Was Zählt (AWZ)'s supercouple Deniz & Roman (DeRo). The trio consists of Aldi, Lilith and Shelly (full names were not given) who are amazing at the descriptions they give, subtitles they provide for English speaking audiences and letting us watch the German soap itself! Eskimo Kiss Project is often shorten to EKP.
Person 1: "OMG Eskimo Kiss Project updated their channel!"
Person 2: "Seriously? No way!"
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A nefarious girlfriend prank that involves icing one's erection to the point of near frostbite and then sliding in bed and punching your frozen member into her gasm chasm while simultaneously gripping her tightly and whooping like a cowboy. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds while she bucks and kicks like an angry bull.
"Cody rode Sheena at the Eskimo Rodeo the other night. He got a black eye, a couple broken ribs and a busted lip but made it the whole 8 seconds. That dude is a legend. "
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To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob
DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!