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Any overly health-conscious individual, especially vegans and members of PETA, who militantly enforce their lifestyles upon others, such as friends or members of their household.
"She gave me tofu for trick-or-treat!"
"What do you expect when you ring the doorbell of the Hippie Nazi?"
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A person who insists that the volumn is too loud . Usually the above posseses the remote control . Also playing with the mute button to talk while a show is on.
Turn up the tv show you fuckin volume nazi. And shut the fuck up for a little while
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A fanatical advocate for Apple MacIntosh Computers.
1)There are no moderate Mac advocates, only Mac Nazis.
2)The Mac Nazis would love to rid the world of everything related to Microsoft.
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Someone who believes it's their duty to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe.
"Your awesome!"
"Actually, it's 'you're'. Your shows ownership. I don't own an 'awesome.' I'm Grammar Nazi. "
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Someone who thinks that the only real jazz is bebop and the only kind of improvisation that is for real is bebop lines. Bebop nazis like to refer endlessly to "the language" and discount anyone who isn't playing it in their solos.
Jazz fan: "Hey man, let's go check out the Pharaoh Sanders show at the Iridium tonight!"
Bebop nazi: "Nah, dude, Pharaoh isn't for real. He's not playing the language."
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Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.
"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"
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See also: vagina coastguard
When alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a "taco nazi," due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate's snatch.
Dude, I was trying to get Jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco nazi. That shit was under lock and key like Fort Knox.
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