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a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.
friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"
Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"
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the coach who sleeps with all the students after they graduate.
That's a coach Bush-er!
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The common words used by a WHITE boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.
White boy: Hey "Put me in coach! "
Coach: Sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.
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nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
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What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.
The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter
*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"
Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"
Billy: "Good so put me in coach"
"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"
"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)
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nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
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When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill
As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.