Tori Lanez

Tori is a short ass mf who loves Maggie. No cap. He also shot her in da foot bc she found out he was sleepin w another girl, also named Tori. But, above all else, Tori's absolue FAVORITE thing to do, is be a lil nigga, u feel? niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger

Maaaan, Tori Lanez stay shootin bitches in the foot.
It is what it is homie.

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tori rose

a hot motherfucker who is insane in the bedroom. every boy she meets falls in love with her and wants 2 see more of her

SHE IS SUCH A BABE

boy 1 : wow man I wish I could fuck tori rose right in the pussy
boy 2 : come on dude fuck her anyday right in the pussy she will love it!!

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tory hole

another name for the anus/bum/shitter/asshole/crack/farthole.

the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.

guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''

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Tory bashing

When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories

'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'

'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'

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The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.

Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

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Catch a Tory Lanez

To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.

yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez

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