townie vocab
1) mate
2) d'ked
3) faggot
4) startin
5) yah mam
6) " "'s got balls
7) fuckin bang yah
8) mak'e'Ds
9) G-Unit
10) lend us 10p
11) ciggi
12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke)
13) lend us a ciggi
14) nob ed
15) wheres the crew
16) easy
17) get the skater
18) wat yah lookin at?!
19) smashed
20) muppet
WHAT TOWNIES DO
townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads.
they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets".
p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.
im not going to give you an example cos all you need to do is go outside macdonalds, nettos or jacksons and you will see for yourself.
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They are just the oposite from greebs, im a greeb and i haveb est mates that are townie i dont have anyhting against them but ther is a massive divide .
we jus wear different clothes n speak a bit different .. is tht so wrong?
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Normal Person. i.e one that doesn't dress in ridiculous sports gear all the time, doesn't breed like a jack-rabbit with the pox, and isn't into flushing their life down the toilet ASAP
"Oy, oy, innit..."
"Fuck off."
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A chav that lives in the sticks, but wished they came from a city (or at least somewhere with a Budgens or a fish 'n' chip shop where they can hang out)
If it wasn't for the 20mph speed limit...plus speedbumps...plus tractors...plus sheep crossing...plus OAP bus...I could've run that rural townie over much harder. Lets go back.
A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual donβt own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who canβt weld.
Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.
not all townies are bad the good 1s are being steroe typed because most goths,greebos,skaters etc think they are all the same townies are getin bad names because of the diked townies who walk round thinking there all it sum off me mates are sharrons an they are lovely people to no expecially when sharrons are startin on ya they no what to do cus they are 1 lol
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The hot boy band in that one movie. If you are a 4 TOWNIE you watch to much Disney+.
OMG, Tyler you're a 4 TOWNIE!?
GURLS STOP BEING 4 TOWNIES.
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