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A man and a woman who have the most precious little girl in the world! The couple known for amazing sex and loyalty outta this world.
Have you heard about Travis and Amanda???
This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.
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0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*
definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
Similar to "Bye Felicia" except intended for white boys needing to be abruptly dismissed without explanation and often times, without cause; most effectively used when "white-girl-wasted" and most comically used when said white boy has already introduced himself and his name is NOT Travis
White girl: drinking what's up?
White boy: nothin - just chillin'... I'm Doug and this is Kevin. (Gesturing to friend)
White girl: uh-huh (rolling eyes)
Kevin: well I would offer you a drink but you look like you've probably had enough....
White girl: Bye Travis. (Walk away)
The most loving. Sweet. Kind. Handsome. Adorable. Cute. Funny. Perfect person in the world ❤️
Stranger: Look at him!!!
Stranger #2 : must me a Travis Hebert look how perfect he is
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The world record holder for having the highest IQ in human history. Has founded a language known as Scunt, where people who speak it all hold IQs of over 150 and have a confirmed genital size of above 200 feet.
The opposite of Travis Scark is Travis Skunk, who stinks like ass and obtains an IQ of -15002389487. A Skunker has a confirmed genital average of -189384746738467 kilometers.
Yo Travis Scark is badass not gonna lie.
Man, that's a huge ass cock! Kinda like that Travis Scark guy I know!
A really bad country music singer. Not as shitty as celine dion though.
"Wow, Randy Travis is a douchenut."
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