Jelly Tube

When a male rubs his genitals on an inanimate surface/object/anything (including person).

The act of placing ones penis on an object.

(Ex. door knob, coffee mug, pillow, fish tank.)

Ex. Don't you dare jelly tube my backpack!

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poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

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Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

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Deep-tube

Deep-tube is an area in the popular video-sharing website Youtube. The videos in Deep-tube are characterized by having a very low view count, containing some degree of obscurity and suggest to other videos of a similar status.

"Last night I discovered this exquisite 1970's Jazz in the Deep-tube. Can't believe its only got 14 views. Better keep it that way."

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noob tube

A common name for any Grenade laucher attachment that can be used by Assault class infantry in Battlefield 2. an effective weapon used at long range, is often used at close range as unintended by EA/DICE, and is nerfed in v1.2 patch

omfg 5th time this round that bunny hopping idiot with the noob tube got me!!?

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Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

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newb tube

A granade launcher in Call Of Duty 4 and WAW. Which takes no skill to use so people that are new to the game or just not good at it use.

That newb shot me with his newb tube

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