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To go down on a woman who has her period.
My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.
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Twilight (n) A depressed girl who can't descide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Bella is confused. She can't decide if she wants Edward or Jacob.. this is why Twilight wasnt that good....
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The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.
The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.
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A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
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A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.
This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.
If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King
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causes people to face palm and wish for some mind soap.
If I had to kill some time waiting for my doctor's appointment, and this book happens to be placed upon the magazine table, I would most rather read a brochure about retirement funding and health care.
For further definitions of twilight, see fail
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The period between day and night.
Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.
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