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A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
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A Saga of four books written by Stephanie Meyer
This is the worse book in history. It's about a stupid chick that meets the re-born Cedric Diggory and says she's in love with him after a week. He then has to leave her, and she tries to commit suicide just to here his voice again.
This book is terrible. Go read Harry Potter. A book with some type of structure. A book that teaches you values.
If you're a fan of this, go to the doctor,he might be able to cure you.
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King
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causes people to face palm and wish for some mind soap.
If I had to kill some time waiting for my doctor's appointment, and this book happens to be placed upon the magazine table, I would most rather read a brochure about retirement funding and health care.
For further definitions of twilight, see fail
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The period between day and night.
Oh look mum, it seems to be twilight.
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Basically, a crap book.
The main character of this horrific series is the not-too-feminist Bella Swan, who claims that should Edward McSparklepants (her very own twu luv) die, she would also take her own life. Apparently, she can't live without him. I mean, way to be independent. Plus, that's kind of the basic premise of all four books. Edward and Bella spend their time getting out of supposedly exciting situations, but while you're reading these, you'll want them to be over. And you're probably angry at all the purple prose that has made its way into this thing, and if you have to read about Edward's 'marble, beautiful, cold' body again, you will punch something. Violently.
Unfortunately, this book is wildly popular because Bella has no personality at all so you can step into her shoes. Everyone claims to want an Edward, but only few realize he's really a controlling jerk. He never lets Bella make any of the decisions, (nor should she, since she seems to have no common sense) and even takes the engine out of her car so she couldn't go see her best friend. Plus, he's a vampire (who fucking sparkles in the sun like Tinkerbell) and a 106 year old virgin, which is just plain scary. It's like Edward was completely asexual until Bella arrived, which is odd. He's battling the thirst for her blood or something like that. Whatever. They still have no chemistry whatsoever, and all they do is whine to each other about how it's dangerous for them to be together.
The plot is massively cliched, and done terribly.
So, um. It sucks. A lot. Please, spare your brain and don't read it.
Fangirl: Edward is so awesome. I know I'm not speaking in my typical terrible grammar, but this is only for those who can't understand chatspeak at all. Plus, it's a way to fill the example box.
Fangirl 2: OMG, TWILIGHT. LET ME ABUSE CAPS BECAUSE ALL CRAZY FANS DO THIS FOR SOME REASON NO ONE CAN FATHOM. I ALSO LIKE TO USE TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE MY POINT, WHICH USUALLY RELATES TO EDWARD BEING SUPERHAWT.
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Powerful supernatural beings fighting over a homely teenage girl.
Person A: Did you read/see Twilight?
Person B: No.
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A cesspit of literary bullshit spammed by prepubescent girls. Massive fans of Twilight call themselves Twihards, but 'Twitards' is more accurate.
Prepubescent Twitard: OMG I LURVE TWILIGHT edward is sooooooooooooooooooo romantic omg hes soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hottt omg im so jealous of bella lololololololololol i know its against my religion to do sex b4 marage bt i wnt a vampira 2 byte meee and dooo teh sexxxx. its wot i want 4 my 13th bday!!!
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