Twisted Apple

A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.

Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.

Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.

(58 minutes later)

Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?

Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.

Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).

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Jew Twist

1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."

2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.

Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.

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fist and twist

Really get screwed hard. Not only receiving the fist but that is followed by a slow and horrible twist.

Shit I really got the fist and twist in that deal.

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twist off

to get really angry, then explode

he finally twisted off and killed the bitch

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twist the p

To smoke methamphetamine from a pizzo, and "twist" the pipe at a "10-2" angle so the glass heats evenly, and in order to avoid burning the substance as it melts into the pipe.

Yo, fuck snorting that shit! Let's twist the p correctly, my man!

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hippie twist

when you just twist the end of a joint instead of using a roach

jimmy hippie twisted his mariguana cigarette because he didnt have anything to use as a roach

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Twist cone

When a man alternates penetration with his penis between the woman's anus and vagina.

He gave her the twist cone last night. He really went in and out of both holes.

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