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The act of being baffled by the rejection of one's urban dictionary entry; wallowing in one's creative sorrows as a way to make up for the blatant fucking confusion as to why such a glorious word was not published.
"I just submitted this legendary word and the editors at the urban dictionary headquarters rejected my idea. Bunch of urban fuckery is what it is."
One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier
Someone repeatedly pressing the shuffle button on Urban dictionary.
Guy 1 "Dude I'm bored"
Guy 2 " I know what we can do, let's Urban shuffle"
The sport of rodeo played in an urban setting, such as in the streets or at school or at work. In urban rodeo, you jump on peoples backs and stay on as long as you can.
I am going to jump on that random guys back and see how long I can stay on, because that right there is urban rodeo.
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The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
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A small but diverse section of society that lives and works in an urban area, yet does not rent, own or otherwise reside permanently in any one location. "Nomad" suggests a chosen lifestyle, as opposed to "refugee", and it also suggests that nomads feel they have a home, as opposed to the "homeless".
Watch the urban nomads as they choose a place to set up camp for the night.
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refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
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